The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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