my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
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Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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