therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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