You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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