White coat. Heels.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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