I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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