and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
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Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize