I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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