What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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