If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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