he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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