I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
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What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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