on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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