Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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