With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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