at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
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The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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