So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
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She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
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I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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