Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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