I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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