good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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