ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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