How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
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Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
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This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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