I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i love accidental penises.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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