I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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