i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
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