You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Your topless pictures make me question reality
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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