i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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