She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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