high people should be assigned attendants
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Pooping to opera.
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