No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
this beer tastes like vomit already
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
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Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
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Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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