Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
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Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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