come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
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found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
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Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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