She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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