Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
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It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
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My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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