I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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