That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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