Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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