they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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