i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
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I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
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If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
FUCK WHALES
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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