East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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