Do vagina's smell?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
