I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
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I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
My penis needs a shock collar
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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