Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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