I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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