Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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