You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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