This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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