I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Randomize
