No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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