with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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