in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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