i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
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She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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